January 2012
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Dear J.Crew Spring 2012,
Just kill me now.
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25 clever ways to make your life easier →
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I just met with a couple who are getting married this year and I really want to be their photographer. This is the third time I’ve met with a couple I don’t know in the last couple of months and the other two couples never contacted me again. I’m so afraid that people think I’m crazy because I talk a lot and I get overenthusiastic about things and I drank coffee tonight...
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“Here’s the truth: friendships between women are often the deepest and most...”
– Transformation and Transcendence: The Power of Female Friendship
(via bees-knees)
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The American Government.
Casey Anthony: So it's kind of obvious that I either killed my kid or knew about it and don't give a fuck lol.
Court: Sounds good. You're free to go.
OJ Simpson: So after being found not guilty for killing my wife, I wrote a book about doing it. That's kinda just slapping it in your face that I did it and you let me go.
Court: Nah, I know you're a good guy.
Teenagers: I can't really afford CDs or iTunes, so I download my music so that I can -
Court: How dare you breathe?
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